"Brother, you're as cultured as a crematorium selling barbecue."
大兄弟，你的素质和摆摊卖烧烤的火葬场差不多。

　　

"You're as modest as a freshly paid courtesan."
你优雅得和刚拿了钱的小姐一样。

　　

对阿卡丽：
"Hiding in smoke? Young lady, you're as sharp as a bag of slugs."
想躲在烟雾里大杀四方？亲爱的姑娘，你的犀利程度也就和一袋鼻涕虫差不多。

　　

对阿利斯塔：
"Any pejorative of bullheadedness is pulverised by your magnificence."
那些说“某某蠢如牛”的人肯定没见识过您这么登峰造极的存在。

　　

对阿木木：
"I say, you're as 'fun' as a leaky roof."
我说啊，你简直跟漏雨的屋顶一样无趣。

　　

对艾尼维亚：
"I suppose I must defrost you first."
我吃你前大概得解冻一下。

　　

对安妮：
"Idiocy is often mistaken for innocence."
萌萌哒小可爱只不过是熊孩子的另一种叫法而已。

　　

对艾希：
"Girl, you got as much 'foresight' as a blindfolded mole."
姑娘，您的“远见”和无头苍蝇的视力不相上下。

　　

对阿兹尔：
"An emperor as humble as he is beloved."
瞧这个爱装逼又没人爱的皇帝。
"Son, your empire was built on sand."
孩子，你那个帝国不过是建在流沙上。
"You're the emperor - of mashed potatoes and gravy."
你确实是个皇帝，不过也就统治统治浓汤土豆泥了。

　　

对布里茨：
"If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?"
如果你有个金子做的心，钢做的躯体，为啥脑子就省了料只能用白铁了呢？

　　

对布隆：
"You're strong like bull, and smart like cow."
你壮如牛.。.也蠢如牛。
"My moustache will eat yours."
连我的胡子都能吊打你的胡子。

　　

对科加斯：
"Personally I hunger for things less literal."
我跟你都很饿，但是我毕竟比你饿得有追求。

　　

对库奇：
"You're as subtle as a gold codpiece."
你既有腔调又难以捉摸，可以比作一块镶金的裤裆布。

　　

对德莱厄斯：
"I presume you are the waiter at this establishment."
我猜你大概是这里的服务员？

　　

对戴安娜：
"Girl, you're crazier than a mouse in moonshine."
姑娘，你简直比见了月光的耗子还吓人。

　　

对德莱文：
"At least the rumour of your vanity isn't overrated."
不黑不吹，你的自恋程度确实名不虚传。